#kakegurui incorrect quotes

[lemonninja0987]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #29

Sayaka: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Kirari: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Sayaka: …

Kirari: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Ririka: We know what you meant.

[superfandomcorp]

Yumeko and Mary in an date

Mary: I have something for you.

Yumeko: A bet?

Mary: It's a surprise

Yumeko: I love surprises...

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary: *laying face down on the floor*

Ririka: So Yumeko said she likes you?

Mary, muffled: Yeah

Ririka: ... And you asked her to marry you?

Mary: Yeah

Ririka: Well, how did she react?

Mary: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more.

*Meanwhile*

Yumeko, striding towards Itsuki and Ryota: OMG!!! Guys, I'm getting married!

[dreamborne--db]

Sayaka: I don’t believe you, Kirari would never drink

Mary: Oh, don’t feel bad, Riri did too

Sayaka: Wait, I have a test to see if that’s actually true or not

Sayaka: *stands behind Kirari and sighs* I need to blow my nose

Kirari: *turns around and blows air gently on her nose* No need to thank me, darling, it’s my job

Sayaka: Oh yea, she’s drunk

[animrumru]

Sayaka, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Kirari, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[dumbshyanon]

Kirari: Sayaka, you're kind of an asshole.

Sayaka: You are what you eat, President.

Kirari, laughing: What the hell? Oh my god. That was kinda sick.

Sayaka, also laughing: Thanks, I worked hard on it.

[charlotte-y7]

Yumeko: Mmm... These canteen sweets are so delicious!

Mary *to audience*: To resist, or indulge, that's the question. Is it nobler to resist the sweet temptation, or to embrace fats with open arms and through exercise, lose them ?

Suzui: Who are you talking to??

[nymphbroadcast]

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Currently I write Scenarios, Headcanons and small Incorrect quotes.

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Chainsawman.

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[meowkuras]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes

Sakura: Do you ever get tired of just tearing other people down?

Sachiko: No, not really.

[lemonninja0987]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #10

Sayaka, talking about Kirari: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[variousincorrectxreader]

Multiple Kakegurui incorrect quotes

Y/N: *slams door open* What the FUCK is wrong with you?!? Kirari: *sips tea* Not even a good morning? Y/N: Good morning, now. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

Midari: Y/N do you love me? Y/N: Normally I would say yes, but this is going somewhere and I don’t think I’ll like it.

Mary: I had a crush on someone once, and I didn’t know how to handle it so I wrote a note that said “Get out of my school.” Y/N: *walking past* THAT WAS YOU?

Yumeko: Why are you naked? Ryota and Mary want to meet up for a gamble later. Y/N: ... I have no clothes. Yumeko: What are you talking about? Look, theres this nice dress, or this suit, hi Ririka. Oooo, how about this one? 

Y/N: I hate everyone here. *points at Kaede* ew. Kaede: I- Y/N: *points at Rin* Rip off Kokichi. Rin: Fair enough. Y/N: *points at Ibara* I have nothing against you, you’re hot.  Ibara: Hell yeah I am. Runa: *throws crumpled paper behind her back* Boom, it’s gone. Drunk! Y/N: Ohmygod do it again! Sayaka: *doesnt know whether to be disappointed or happy.* 

Gremlin! Y/N: whispering Itsuki, I just want you to know I love and appreciate you. You’re probably my best friend. Itsuki: whispering thanks, but why are we whispering? Gremlin! Y/N: still whispering and looking at Yumemi I want Yumemi to think we’re conspiring against her. Itsuki: whispering and also looking over at her Oh yeah, fair enough. That’ll be funny. Yumemi, sweating in fear: What are they talking about? Yuriko, having heard everything walking in: Murder. 

Y/N: Isn’t she just the cutest! Mary: Who? Y/N: Yumeko! Mary: You concern me, get some help.

[incorrect-yumary]

Kirari: Honestly, "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."

Yumeko: Or even, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months... and you'll still be alive for three of them."

Sayaka and Mary: [watching their girlfriends with a mixture of fear, respect, and arousal]

[ynnllsn]

Huge SPOILER!! THE TRANSLATION OF CHAPTER 94 IS OUT!!!

Goddamn it, Sayaka, how does it feels to live my dream?! Jk i am very happy for both of u <33

Btw it is broadcast to the entire school, so Kirari here, confessed in the entire school!!! So much KiraSaya that I am so fed and left no crumbs!!! I am so happy for my girls <33

[animrumru]

Sayaka: What do you identify as?

Kirari: I identify as a problem

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Kirari: You love me, right, Sayaka?~ Sayaka: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

kaede: if things don't start going my way, i'm gonna have to intervene.

itsuki: tf you gonna do

kaede: intervene.